Thursday, January 29, 2009

I found all the global warming!

I just found out that Melbourne, Australia is having problems with extreme temperatures. Their railroad service had to shut down the other day due to failed air conditioning and buckled tracks. Yup, the tracks are buckling due to the extreme heat. Apparently they're in a heatwave that's posting overnight temperatures of around 100 degrees Fahrenheit!

So that's where all our global warming is - The Australians are hoarding it all.

Mister Gore, please call Australia and make the Aussies give us some of their global warming!

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